100 Awesome Sandwich Recipes Review (caution: sexism involved)

Our marriage was rocky. We barely spoke anymore let alone make love. In the earlier years our love could be heard from the far reaches of the family farm and we passionately expressed our our feelings a physical nature. Now our bedroom was as dry as a ginger's soul. Our anniversary was fast approaching yet my fears were growing that we would not reach the next. I spent many a frantic night racking my brains for a solution to our loveless life. Then one night it came to me in the form of a delicate deli made delight. It did not speak but it filled me with love and warmth that i had not felt since my last divorce. I immediately searched amazon, page after page flashed in front of me but nothing proved worthwhile, then, I saw it. The 100 Awesome Sandwich Recipe book. Could it be, could this rekindle the flame of my loins and spark a revival of the love and passion that had once been present in my marriage. It had to. I ordered. Days passed and I waited the hours until it's arrival. My hands shook as I received the package. Slowly I brought it into our house, I pondered as to how to best deliver this precious gift. Finally I decided it would be best to not wait and deliver it with haste. I walked across the living room to the kitchen door. Slowly I opened the door and slid the book in. I saw Joanna stir, she looked beautiful. Dressed simply and standing by the sink. Never had I felt more hopeful for our future, never had I been more attracted to her. She reached for the book and began to open it, I pounced. Our clothes were torn off as if they were on fire, and our animal instincts took over. For 3 pounding hours our love was made by the sweat and tears of a relationship almost lost. As we lay exhausted on the kitchen floor, clothes scattered everywhere I looked into her eyes lovingly and stroked her face. She smiled, a lone tear trickled down her face. "I thought we were finished" she said, choking up. "It's all better now baby... don't worry." We embraced. "Now make me a sandwich." Let it be known that is was in fact 1 of the most Awesome Sandwich Recipes ever. As I left the kitchen, I glanced back at Joanna, cutely chained to the sink/stove and I knew our marriage was saved. At least for another year.

Thank you Jill King.

Authors Note: I am not a sexist. Now make me a sandwich.